Baileyphobia is the fear of not understanding a joke.
excuse me
maxphobia is the fear of waking up covered in sugar.
man this one is legit
hayleyphobia is the fear of becoming a moped
Cyrilphobia is the fear of marrying toast.
Maggiephobia is the fear of the blue screen of death.
Nikkiphobia is the fear of Photoshop. Well fuck!
Alyssaphobia is the fear of becoming Tumblr famous.

