August 2012
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thebloodybaron:
the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.
I wish my high school had a gymnastics team. Not because I’d want to join. Because I’d want to go to every meet because I just love watching gymnastics.
When I watch the young athletes at the Olympics
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like:
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Lol I love twitter today
longlineofquitters:
Because thanks to America’s loss in a beach volleyball match against Poland we now know that some Americans don’t know about the existence of the Baltic Sea.
E.g.:
… yep.
And my favourite commentary: “Americans think we don’t have beaches and I’m beginning to wonder if they have schools”.
P.S. This is especially funny for me personally because I was forced to attend...
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Jordyn Wieber: [stands]
NBC commentators: Wow, look at that focus. Look at that. She wants this. She needs this. She knows she can do this. She was absolutely devastated two days ago, but she is a fighter, she is strong, and she will help the Americans finish ahead of the Russian divas on the race to the top of the podium because a flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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I’m just saying, if Kristen Stewart’s life and career are ruined by this bizarre cheating scandal while Chris Brown continues to make money, we have failed as a society and everyone should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.
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gatsbie:
internet explorer has to make a commercial to get people to use it even though it’s already automatically installed in every pc
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comicsatthemovies:
“Aurora” is dedicated to...
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theburritoqueen:
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO STILL BELIEVE THAT IF A GIRL DRESSES “INAPPROPRIATELY” THEN SHE DOESN’T DESERVE RESPECT
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO STILL BELIEVE THAT GIRLS WHO DRESSED LIKE “SLUTS” DESERVED IT WHEN THEY WERE RAPED
AND THAT MAKES ME SO MAD I WANT TO SCREAM
SOME OF YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO REGHSDFHTFHGTDHGTDTGSRHFHTD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
lesliekn0pe:
why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently
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Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 18: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
polterpastry:
gladosisbestpony:
Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber
Sponsored by Crocs
Can you imagine a TumblrStore?
craftybat:
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flyingmintbunneh:
harrysexonlegsstyles:
lumos-my-world:
a store where you can buy all the things you see in tumblr
do celebrities count
^
can you pay in feels instead of money?
do gay countries count
how the fuck do you pay in feels like just cry at the cashier until they nod and hand you your thing?
seems legit
