June 2012
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outontheborder:
jessthecoconut:
jrtvoices:
I just searched my name on Tumblr. Turns out I have a harem.
This pleases me.
We’re more like a horny army than a harem.
Indeed, an army. A robot skeleton army, one might say.
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loki-cat:
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babylocked:
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geothebio:
colorfoul:
so, my grandma is really scared of snakes, and is afraid that they can slither into our house.
she spotted one on our yard today.
and that’s how she captured it
THERE ARE NO SNAKES IN THE HOUSE OF ODIN
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I slipped on the stairs last night and fucked up my leg even more. I got an hour of sleep because of it. Nothing is getting rid of the pain and I can’t put any weight on it. I also can’t move my foot or toes.
My parents aren’t even the least bit concerned.
I’d take myself to get it checked out, but it’s my right leg, so I can’t drive.
And my ID is stuck in the dryer.
Whoever created this tumblr app can die in a fire.
If I click “edit” it shouldn’t take 20 fucking minutes for that to register.
So I hear Obamacare passed.
sakuraachaan:
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
#surprise them with maple syrup at a gay marriage and give them their healthcare cards in a gift bag made of rainbows
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Watchstridehare:
mynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
this is still the greatest thing
neither:
Ask a 14 year old girl what they want for a dream boyfriend and they’ll describe an 18 year old homosexual
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blainesbum:
do you ever just stare at people’s lips and imagine what it would be like to kiss them and what their kissing style is and i wonder how much tongue they use or if they like getting their lip bitten
Watch
#after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud
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meeshuhh:
The true mystery of Supernatural is how between the apocalypse, being in hell, etc, the Winchesters find the time to catch up on pop culture so they can make all those witty references.
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ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
