April 2012
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WHERE DID THIS SCRATCH ON MY BOOB COME FROM?
ouch :[
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sandandglass:
Woke up today at 7:30 because I was going to volunteer at the egg hunt at the park district at 9, but I felt like crap. So I texted the woman in charge and told her I wasn’t able to make it and fell back asleep.
My mom woke me up at 11:30 and asked if I wanted to go to the mall with her to go dress shopping. I was feeling better, so I went with. We got 2 dresses each because we have a ton...
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
stillnot-ginger:
starshiprangerjess:
2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:
#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER...
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oncies:
if i ever end up being normal is it going to be like that time when spongebob became normal
March 2012
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Ship me with someone and I’ll respond with a gif
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every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
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If anyone knows who the warm up comedian for Jim...
My brother and I can’t remember his name for the life of us.
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“‘Easter’s the day Jesus rose from the dead. What should we do?’
‘How about...”
– Jim Gaffigan on Easter (Beyond the Pale)
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“As my first decision of the day… I will go back to bed.”
– Jim Gaffigan on the Snooze button. (via tisziny)
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greencristina asked: I saw you reblogged some Hunger Games stuff. Did you enjoy the movie or is it still not your cup of tea?
“Aubrey is a clubber. Just look at that hair. Aubrey popped right out of her...”
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—clay aiken, the celebrity apprentice
(via ashleyzagorski)
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Aubrey needs to be fired.
She thinks she’s just the most valuable player and they can’t afford to lose her. But they’ll be just fine without her.
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What the hell, Trump?
Aubrey cries in the board room and you give her $10,000 to her charity? You haven’t done that to anyone else.
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Celebrity Apprentice
I love how much the guys hate Aubrey. She’s a bitch.
Jim Gaffigan was hilarious
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life.
