THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME.. THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON WITHOUT YOU
caitlinkittenface: and-if-the-sky-starts-to-fall: malicemidnight: colonelsoapscum: finnyoak: what-is-this-i-dont-even: joshishollywood: …what Just…why. Sometimes I really hate people. HATE…people. ohmygod…. also THE REACTIONSGFRD:J 0.0 My reason to kill Her voice Her ignorance Her. Really bitch? Really?
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Tennant Tongue porn
celiabellamy: oh my sweet.. fuck me AND LASTLY… sweet fucking jesus, have mercy on my soul
I hope Rick Santorum steps on all the Legos. All...
companionofbreath asked: Wait a minute, The Producers is your favorite movie?! That's it. Please, Marry Me?
Matthew Broderick is so quality in this movie.
Gonna go watch The Producers.
Damn you both!
Ellen Degeneres for President.