March 2012
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THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME..
THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
I WOULD TRADE IT ALL AWAY IF YOU’D COME BACK TO STAY
THIS KITCHENS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT YOU
IT’S JUST A GREASY SPOON
WITHOUT YOU
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…what
Just…why. Sometimes I really hate people. HATE…people.
ohmygod…. also THE REACTIONSGFRD:J
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My reason to kill
Her voice
Her ignorance
Her.
Really bitch? Really?
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Tennant Tongue porn
celiabellamy:
oh my sweet.. fuck me
AND LASTLY…
sweet fucking jesus, have mercy on my soul
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I hope Rick Santorum steps on all the Legos. All...
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companionofbreath asked: Wait a minute, The Producers is your favorite movie?! That's it. Please, Marry Me?
Matthew Broderick is so quality in this movie.
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Gonna go watch The Producers.
Damn you both!
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
