My dad can never make a goddamn decision.
Don’t decide at 7:30 that we can go to the movie, because the next earliest showing of it is 9:50 and that’s too late for you.
My dad is ridiculous.
He got my brother’s hopes up all week saying, ‘We can probably see Moneyball on Friday.’ Now it’s Friday and he’s all, ‘eh, maybe.’
Why are dogs so expensive?
Seriously. Why are some dogs, like, $900? Isn’t paying for caring them enough?! Grrrr Just a random thought I had while looking at Corgis.
Power won't be back on until 1:45 am.
FUCK THIS. I’M RUNNING AWAY.
Fuckin power just went off.
Just our side of the street.
Day off tomorrow!!
It’s gonna consist of me sleeping and then going to the Round Lake Park District to fill out the paperwork to teach.
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mikeythemethmatician: I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
oywithepoodle asked: 7, 27, 31. and 33 :)
chazthemusingone: Google Boyfriend Application…… www.yourobserver.com/resources/pdf/file-20100713095615.pdf This is hilarious
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gud-dik replied to your post: How do you tell your crazy boss you’re putting in your two weeks? lol a girl at my job did that today and my boss told her “good, because we already hired your replacement.” Oh my god! That’s hilarious and awful! We’re REALLY short staffed at my store because everyone keeps quitting on my boss because she’s just awful. oywithepoodle replied...
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I should go live with Naomi in LA in June.
that is all.