Who's that at the door?!: Archive

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Fucking unbelievable.

Oct 1st

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My dad can never make a goddamn decision.

Don’t decide at 7:30 that we can go to the movie, because the next earliest showing of it is 9:50 and that’s too late for you.

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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My dad is ridiculous.

He got my brother’s hopes up all week saying, ‘We can probably see Moneyball on Friday.’ Now it’s Friday and he’s all, ‘eh, maybe.’

Oct 1st

453 notes

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Why are dogs so expensive?

Seriously. Why are some dogs, like, $900? Isn’t paying for caring them enough?! Grrrr Just a random thought I had while looking at Corgis.

Sep 30th

5 tags

Sep 30th

249 notes

Sep 30th

Power won't be back on until 1:45 am.

FUCK THIS. I’M RUNNING AWAY.

Sep 30th

Fuckin power just went off.

Just our side of the street.

Sep 30th

3 tags

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Day off tomorrow!!

It’s gonna consist of me sleeping and then going to the Round Lake Park District to fill out the paperwork to teach.

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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I'm officially going to be teaching basic jazz to...

TOO EXCITED! What kinds of things do third graders like these days?

Sep 30th

4 tags

Sep 30th

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mikeythemethmatician: I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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oywithepoodle asked: 7, 27, 31. and 33 :)

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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currently accepting:

chazthemusingone: Google Boyfriend Application…… www.yourobserver.com/resources/pdf/file-20100713095615.pdf This is hilarious

Sep 29th

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imagineeringdreams: steverogerssleatherjacket: New creative questions ftw romulanwhore: sobbingheart: mothermakemegoldagain: nicoosuxx: 1. Picture of yourself? 2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 3. Have you ever been dumped? 4. What do you most like about making out? 5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously...

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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gud-dik replied to your post: How do you tell your crazy boss you’re putting in your two weeks? lol a girl at my job did that today and my boss told her “good, because we already hired your replacement.” Oh my god! That’s hilarious and awful! We’re REALLY short staffed at my store because everyone keeps quitting on my boss because she’s just awful. oywithepoodle replied...

Sep 29th

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How my AP Euro teacher taught us how to spell...

Me-die-VALIANTLY.

Sep 29th