Nothing like celebrating Memorial Day like...
“Who wants more neck?” Oh Craig. I’m addicted.
When I see "explain" on a test.
“because it is” was usually my explanation.
First Picture: You. Second picture: Your roommate.... →
shesalwaysbeenperfectlyimperfect: all-aboard-the-klaine-train: crisscolferpanic: ishipluna-pudding: kingofgoldenmarshmallows: mycatsreadingthis: nothingmorebadass: Me: Santana Roommate: Mercedes Marry: Brittany OH, IT’S ON. IT’S FUCKING ON. that awkward moment when you get blaine three times in a row so i’ll just sit here, forever alone in my apartment, married to...
i hate nicki minaj. k shoot me.
I think we’re just going to the forest preserve. Whatever, it’ll be nice to get out of the house for a little bit
wizard-lightning-battle: My friend and I were sitting in her garage yesterday, and she pointed out that it seemed so much bigger when we were 5.
And work was so slow today.
Reblog if you're unattractive, awkward and single.
So we didn’t get to go to Six Flags today because of the rain, and by the time it was done raining, Adam didn’t want to go. So work tomorrow 12-4:45 Nothing Tuesday. Lame.
That awkward moment when you answer your home...
“I mean, uh… Hello?”
I'm awkward and ugly and I'll be single forever.
Well this is awkward.
Fuck my life. :/
PUT A NUMBER(S) IN MY ASK.
1) what’s your name? 2) how old are you? 3) where are you from? 4) when’s your birthday? 5) what’s your favorite color? 6) who’s your celeb crush? 7) how many followers do you have? 8) how many people do you follow? 9) what did you eat today? 10) what are you wearing? 11) what sort of phone do you have? 12) are you a virgin? 13) have you kissed any before? 14) have you ever been drunk? 15) have...
90% of the smartest people I know have TERRIBLE...
NO ONE can fuckin’ drive today. It’s like there’s fuckin’ monkeys behind the wheel.
SETH GREEN JUST MENTIONED ZAC LEVI ON CRAIG...
Excuse my freak out.
Did Craig Ferguson really just sing 'Take on me'?