So my aunt is killing me because she’s been sending our Christmas presents right to our house instead of having to lug them from California and there’s a Vera Bradley box at our house and I WANT TO OPEN IT NOW.
HOW COME YOU GOTTA MARRY SOMEONE AND LIVE WITH THEM AND HAVE BABIES WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BUY A HOUSE WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND JUST EAT PIZZA EVERYDAY AND PLAY GAMES ALL THE TIME IT WOULD BE LIKE A LIFE LONG SLEEPOVER AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BREAKUPS OR THE D
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible eixplanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
ello i’d like to order 40 pizzas with nothing on them. don’t even cook them, just deliver me 40 pizzas worth of raw dough to my door. you dont need to knock on my door because I dont have a door on my house. just leave that disgusting dough turd laying on my “front door step” which is actually just a printed out picture of yosuke from persona 4, my favourite video game for the sony playstation console. thankyou
my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”