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ironboobs:

"Oh captain, my captain."

franzis-frantic-thoughts:

sebstanbooty:

people who dislike the black widow because of her outfit and see her as nothing but  a “leather-clad asskicking femme fatale” are weak and will be sorted out by natural selection

People who dislike the black widow because of her outfit and see her as nothing but  a “leather-clad asskicking femme fatale” but think Batman is awesome, because “he’s kicking ass despite the absence of superpowers” are weak and will be sorted out by natural selection

doctorattanowinchesterholmes:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

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brb drowning myself in the toilet

I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.

  #number 5 tho  

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

rathooligan:

danthemedicman:

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

OMFG WASNT EXPECTING THAT HAHAHA

I THOUGHT SHE HIT CASTIEL. Until it got to the 7th gif.

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